Feb 21

I have been listening to side two of Jane’s Addition’s Ritual de lo Habitual. It made me think of when what I was doing when this album first came out and the music I was listening to at the time. I was not all that into Jane’s Addiction at the time. I was more into thrash metal and hardcore. But when I heard the first single “Stop” I thought hmmm, there is something special about this album. I bought it on cassette and I had one of those old (at the time it was top of the line) Sony Walkman Sports. It was heavy duty plastic and water proof. Everything in the end of the 80’s, at the end of the hair metal days, was made in bright colors. The Walkman was yellow with yellow writing on it. REALLY obnoxious.

So I put this album on and, at that time all I did was ride a 24 inch BMX cruiser, and started riding around Austin. So this is when we had two sides to an album. Before CD’s really caught on and way before MP3’s and iPods. Having two sides to an album really brings a different perspective on the music. With Some albums it is like have two different albums.

So back to Ritual, when I first listened to it I was fascinated by how different it sounded.  It was new and fresh to me.  It seems to me I never really heard anything like that before. Ritual was a Ritual for me.  I would put it on and begin my ride in the hot Austin summer.  Putting it on would drown out everything else around me.  I was in the moment.  Side A would get me to downtown and I lived about 12 miles from downtown Austin.  Listening to Side A, I would feel the music moving through me.  Getting me motivated like nothing could stop me from getting downtown.  I would slip through the narrow spaces in between cars, jump curbs like I was fucking Evel Knievel.  I would sing out loud, people probably thought I was a crazy man.  “I’m white dread and I’m white dread so, Ima got a ring and I hang it through my nose…”

By the time I got downtown I was pumped.  By that time the cassette tape would automatically flip over to the other side if I had the Walkman set to do that.  When I first heard Three Days I felt like I was moved into a higher plane of consciousness.  When you look up Epic in the dictionary Three Days is one of the things that it is used to describe Epic.  That song would put me on a spiritual high. But it is also a very melancholy song – telling the story of Perry Ferrel’s friend and her death.   I was just beginning to get into the Hare Krishna movement about that time and so I would ride and contemplate the cycle of death and rebirth.   When the song would start it would slow me down and I would actual start looking at the world around me.  Music makes everything have a different perspective.  If I was riding around right before twilight I would look at the long shadows the sun would throw on the buildings downtown.   The trees seemed to be getting ready for the evening slumber and it would bring a peace to the turmoil in my mind.  I would take a break from riding and just watch the trees fall asleep and get a better perspective on my life.

When the lyrics “Burnt out, grass scorched by the sun. The buildings remain. We will beat them all to dust.”  on Then She Did… would bring me back to a time when I had no cares in life.  Back when I lived in southern California down in Imperial Valley.   I was really young but I remember this time, and I don’t remember how I got there or how I got home, but me this native American kid were walking around this abandoned building that was just a skeleton of what it once was.  The thing I remember the most is this metal triangle – like the kind you use to call people for chow – was hanging on the side of the building.  I just remember staring at it the triangle and thinking about what it had seen while hanging there.

Ritual de lo Habitual will always be one of my favorite albums of all time.

Jan 18

For all you folks who have been hording twinties thinking that they last forever, keeping them for the end of the world, you might be starving when the end does come.

Today I found out that Twinkies have a shelf life of only 25 days. The popular notion that they “last forever” or for some ridiculously large amount of time is incorrect.

Here are some other popular myths concerning Twinkies:

* Twinkies aren’t baked. The sponge cake instead is made from a chemical reaction that causes a cake-like material to foam up. It is then colored dark brown at the bottom to give the appearance of being baked. (This is of course false. Twinkies are in fact baked and their primary ingredients are flour, sugar, and eggs.)

* Contain a chemical used in embalming fluid which helps account for some of their extreme longevity. (wrong again!)

* The Twinkie will last longer than the cellophane wrapper they’re wrapped in (nope, 25 days and then they get stale and go bad in a similar fashion to any other bread)

via Twinkies Are Only Good for 25 Days.

Dec 12

SUNN O))) will be touring Europe this winter.  They will be taking their tour to Scandinavia for the first time since 2006.  I wish I could be in Oslo for this because Attila Csihar will be preforming with his solo material VOV.  This should be a great show! 

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Date: December 10, 2009 9:21:28 PM CST
Subject: sunn 0))) Monoliths & Dimensions tour 2010 Europe!
Source: Southern Lord Records
Author: The Lord

SUNN O)))
Monoliths & Dimensions
EU mk 2 2010

SUNN O))) is proud to present our second European tour supporting Monoliths & Dimensions. We return to Scandinavia and Portugal for the first time since 2006, and do an extended jaunt in both France and Spain. The lineup on stage will be Anderson & O’Malley, Attila Csihar and Steve Moore (Stebmo)…. and O))) will also operate as a duo performing the Shoshin/Grimmrobe demos in their entirety in for 2 special concerts, in Stockholm and Oslo, supported by VOV (Attila Csihar solo). Salt Lake Cities brutal duo will support the majority of the tour, and we are pleased to be playing together with Pharaoh Overlord in Helsinki, and Maja S.K. Ratkje & Lasse Marhaug in Oslo. Prepare for the most powerful, refined and mutated version to date.

Tue 19/1 Fin Helsinki Tavastia (w/ Pharoah Overlord)
Wed 20/1 Se Stockholm Fylkingen (Shoshin/Grimmrobes duo w/ VOV)
Thu 21/1 No Oslo Storsalen (w/ Maja S.K. Ratkje / Lasse Marhaug)
Fri 22/1 No Oslo Klubben (Shoshin/Grimmrobes duo w/ VOV)
Sun 24/1 Dk Copenhagen Vega (w/ Eagle Twin)
Mon 25/1 De Bielefeld Forum (w/ Eagle Twin)
Tue 26/1 Nl Amsterdam Paradiso (w/ Eagle Twin)
Wed 27/1 Fr Lille Aeronef (w/ Eagle Twin)
Fri 29/1 Fr Reims La Cartonnerie (w/ Eagle Twin, Him & Ikuko Harada)
Sat 30/1 Fr Poitiers Le Confort Moderne (w/ Eagle Twin)
Mon 1/2 Es Vigo Festival Sinsal (w/ Eagle Twin)
Tue 2/2 Pt Lisbon ZDB @ LX Factory (w/ Eagle Twin)
Wed 3/2 Es Madrid Sala Caracol (w/ Eagle Twin)
Thu 4/2 Es Barcelona Sala Apolo (w/ Eagle Twin)
Sat 6/2 Fr Paris Point Ephemere (w/ Eagle Twin)

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Nov 22

Wow!  But I would just like to point out that their were never any chicks that looked like the picture below that were playing D&D when I was a kid.

Nerve is running “Sex Advice From Dungeons & Dragons Players,” answering questions about RPGs, role-playing, and finding mating opportunities among the nerdy. It’s a delight.

What’s the best way to pick up a D&D player?
If you’re a geek and you see a girl geek browsing the comic books and players’ manuals, don’t make assumptions. Nothing irritates me more than having someone tell me what I’m holding. I know what I’m holding. Aside from the fact that I came in here specifically looking for it, I CAN READ. Instead, try a trivia tidbit or a commentary on the quality/author/whatever. Your goal is to sound interested, not condescending. For the non-geek, we’re really not that strange and different, but we tend to be a little defensive. Be willing to listen, stumble through some conversation you don’t have the lingo for. Don’t mock. Unless your romantic candidate starts talking about their characters in detail. No one finds that interesting. Really. Get out while you still can.

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Nov 14

Yes This does not make any since. If you are going to vandalize at least make since.

I don’t even understand this recent vandalism of a Boston Coalition of Reason advertisement.

They crossed out the “out” in “without” — that’s been done before — but why bother putting the words “Are you” in front? That’s just redundant. (Anyway, the answer is no.)

And nice job crossing out the group’s website. Now, no one will know where to go…

Who wrote “kill for” in the bottom background? That doesn’t even make sense.

Seriously, vandals. This is weak. You can do better than that. All you have to do is put a period in the URL and everyone will be confused.

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Nov 13

These are the All-o-Gistics

Thou shall not commit laundry
Thou shall not create ties with the scathed

Thou shall not covet thy neighber’s food

Thou shalt always go for greatness
Thou shalt not partaketh in decaf

Thou shalt not commit adulthood

Thou shalt not surppress flatulence

Thou shalt not have no idea
Thou shalt commit thy self to an institution

Thou shall not commit hygien

Thou shall not take the van’s name in vain

Thou shall not allow anything to deter you in your quest for All! ALL!

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Nov 12

Cauldron is putting on a great show of good classic metal! Great stuff!

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Nov 12

Lisa Katayama shares her wonderful* experience with Dells Customer Service. This is why I will not own another PC.  

Subject: An evening of confusion with Dell customer service
Source: Boing Boing
Author: Lisa Katayama

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I got my Dell Mini10V in the mail yesterday. It’s small and red and pretty, but I had one minor issue with my order. When I was personalizing my order online, it asked me if I wanted a 24WHr 3-cell battery or a 56WhHr 6-cell battery; the 6-cell was just $35 more, but had double the lifespan. I went with the 6-cell. As soon as I pulled it out of the box, though, I realized it was way too big to fit into my favorite bag. It was my fault; I had ordered the wrong thing. I called Dell’s 1-800 number to see if they could process an exchange; it was the beginning of what turned out to be a baffling journey into the labyrinth of Dell’s customer service phone line. After a few minutes of hold music, I got through to a woman who told me I could return the 6-cell, get a refund, and then purchase the 3-cell separately. I wanted to ask her how much the refund would be for, but after telling me she’d email me a UPS label, she hastily thanked me for choosing Dell and then put me on hold so I could speak to a sales rep who would then sell me the 3-cell battery. The sales rep was a soft-spoken woman named Jame. After asking me about three minutes of questions about what kind of laptop I had purchased and how, she told me I could buy a 3-cell battery for my Mini 10V for $129.99 + tax, how would I like to pay? Before I paid, I wanted to know how much I was going to get refunded for the 6-cell. She said it would be around $135, but she seemed unsure. I asked her to put me back on the phone with the person whom I had talked to about the refund so I could double check. She refused. “I’d really like to sell you this battery first,” she said. I explained that I didn’t want to pay $129.99+ for an extra battery for a $299 computer without knowing how much I’ll get refunded for the one I was returning. She kept asking me why I wasn’t buying the battery from her, and I repeatedly told her that it was because I wanted to confirm the return amount, and besides, I can buy it on Dell.com for the same price, free shipping, without spelling out my name, address, and credit card number over and over. Finally, she said: “Ma’am, I didn’t want it to come to this, but I’ll tell you this, I want to make this sale. If you don’t buy the battery, I won’t get my commission.”

“I understand,” I said, politely at first. “But I really don’t want to spend that much money without knowing how much I’ll be refunded.”

“I told you, you’ll get about $135.”

“Can you please just put me through to the returns person?”

“But then I won’t get my commission,” she said, refusing to hang up.

“That’s really not my problem. Can you please just do your job and put me through to the returns department?”

“I am doing my job. My job is to sell you this battery.”

“I’m not going to buy it now. Since you can’t answer my question about the refund, I need to talk to the person I was talking to right before you, who might be able to.”

“Then is it okay if I call you in 15 minutes to sell you this battery again?”

“Ok, fine, call me back later,” I said.

The hold music again. A few minutes later, someone picked up, thanked me for calling Dell, and asked me for some information so that he could connect me to the right person. Two people later, I finally got an answer — I would get $35 for returning the 6-cell battery that retails for $149.99.

“But someone just tried to sell me the 3-cell for $129 and told me I’d get $135 back for the 6-cell,” I said. This woman had no idea what I was talking about, so she put me back on hold.

To be fair, I rarely have a good experience calling toll-free customer service numbers for 

any company. But in the hour and a half that I spent on the phone with Dell, I spoke to about ten different people, listened to an hour of hold music, repeated my customer number, my order number, my address, my return authorization number, my purchase ID number, my phone number, and my computer’s service tag number at least two dozen times total, and spelled out my name another dozen times. I got blackmailed into staying the phone with one person eager to make a sale and was commanded to get off of my headset (I’m not kidding — one guy literally yelled at me to get off my headset because he couldn’t hear me) by another. At the end of the day, I was left with no idea whether I could exchange my 6-cell for a 3-cell and a conviction that these Dell customer service reps must be unhappy, untrained, underpaid, or all of the above. (I should also point out that I probably never would have encountered this giant battery issue in the first place if the Dell web site made it clear how big and how heavy the 6-cell would be — I mean, I knew it would stick out, but there was no image or metric given to gauge how much with.)

I talked to a Dell spokesperson this morning, who explained to me that the battery can’t be broken out of the system and returned or exchanged separately.* “It’s part of the components in the system, like the processor, the memory, and the OS; once you receive your system, you can’t pull those parts out. Your options are to return the whole thing or to buy a new battery.”

But of course! This made perfect sense. What didn’t make sense was the wild goose chase that customer service sent me on last night.

*She also said they would use this incident as an opportunity to retrain their service reps, and that it has never been their intention to mislead their customers.

Photos: Disaster Area (Thumbnail) and Ndevil (Mini 10 battery)

 

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