Nov 13

Author Alexander Gordon Smith will be bloging at Tor.com about horror and other creepy stuff.  Rock on!

Lockdown

My name is Alexander Gordon Smith, the author of the YA horror book Lockdown. I’m thrilled to be able to blog on Tor.com, and I’m going to use this opportunity to talk about writing, horror, books and hopefully loads more too. But I wanted to start by posting an exclusive bonus chapter!

Lockdown follows teenage criminal Alex Sawyer as he attempts to escape the hell on earth that is Furnace Penitentiary. Life inside Furnace is worse than your most terrifying nightmares—savage gangs, brutal guards, skinless dogs and the filthy Wheezers who drag you kicking and screaming into the blood-drenched tunnels below. Not to mention the warden, who may or may not be the devil himself.

But it isn’t all violence and heartbreak. There may not be good days inside, but there are okay days, days when you can almost forget you’ll never see daylight again, never talk to your parents, never eat macaroni and cheese, never kiss a girl. On those days, you can almost convince yourself you’re still free.

Almost.

Take a look below at this bonus chapter—not in the book—for a glimpse of humanity in the most inhuman place on the planet.

via Tor.com / Science fiction and fantasy / Blog posts / The incarceration has begun….

Nov 13

These are the All-o-Gistics

Thou shall not commit laundry
Thou shall not create ties with the scathed

Thou shall not covet thy neighber’s food

Thou shalt always go for greatness
Thou shalt not partaketh in decaf

Thou shalt not commit adulthood

Thou shalt not surppress flatulence

Thou shalt not have no idea
Thou shalt commit thy self to an institution

Thou shall not commit hygien

Thou shall not take the van’s name in vain

Thou shall not allow anything to deter you in your quest for All! ALL!

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Nov 13

This is bad ASS!  To bad I don’t get FUEL TV.

Airing Sunday, November 15, at 8:00pm Eastern Time (5:00pm Pacific Time), and re-airing several more times during the next month, BMX Pro Ryan Nyquist stars in FUEL TV’s signature 30-minute series “Firsthand.” For the past ten years, Ryan Nyquist has been a household name in BMX, and one of the most accomplished pro BMX riders in the world. Follow along with Ryan on his “Firsthand” as he takes us through his summer of 2009, starting off in his hometown of San Jose, California with a jumping competition titled Warriors of Wood that he organized and competed in, then traveling to Koln, Germany for the BMX Worlds competition, where he does well despite the rainy weather conditions.

Then watch as he spends some quality time at home with his family and takes us through his daily responsibilities as a new father and family man. After the home visit, it’s off to the Dew Tour in Portland, Oregon for another great weekend of BMX.

Ryan reflects on his new lifestyle as a family man and the struggles of balancing a hectic traveling schedule with wanting to be home, spending time with his family.

You can watch Ryan’s episode of “Firsthand” on fuel.tv and hulu.com the week after it airs on FUEL TV. It will also be available to download from iTunes for $1.99.

Ryan Nyquist’s “Firsthand” Air Dates:
Sunday, 11/15/2009 8:00 PM ET/5:00 PM PT
Sunday, 11/15/2009 11:00 PM ET/8:00 PM PT
Monday, 11/16/2009 9:00 AM ET/6:00 AM PT
Tuesday, 11/17/2009 10:00 PM ET/7:00 PM PT
Wednesday, 11/18/2009 11:00 AM ET/8:00 AM PT
Friday, 11/20/2009 10:00 AM ET/7:00 AM PT
Tuesday, 11/24/2009 6:30 AM ET/3:30 AM PT
Tuesday, 11/24/2009 4:30 PM ET/1:30 PM PT
Tuesday, 11/24/2009 7:30 PM ET/4:30 PM PT

*Will air several more times in the next month.

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